Blue collar jobs gone to China

White collar crime on the rise

Grandma takes pills for Angina

Grandpa watches Fox, can’t eat fries

If you grow green you’ll be busted

Except in Colorado and Cali – how’s that?

Houses in the South smell musty

Can’t scrub off the shame of the past

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These united states of confusion

Gunshots on city blocks – who’s to blame?

Cops shooting kids shooting heroin

But no way to fix psychic pain.

Manhattan priced out the artists

Detroit’s a stain on us all

Tech-heads are joining the army

Wall Street bonuses too big to fall

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Red states won’t socialize with blue ones

Conspiracy theories abound

I had a dream we were dreaming

If we don’t wake up soon we’ll all drown.